Another redeeming thing about February is my all…time favorite
should…be…a…national…no…school…holiday； Valentine？s Day。 If you already have a sweetheart； lucky
you。 If you don？t； now？s the chance to put the moves on that hottie you？ve been drooling over all
winter。 Who knows？ You might find true love； or at least true lust； and soonevery day will feel like
Valentine？s Day。 Either that or you can just sit at home IMing sad； anonymous notes to people and
eating heart…shaped chocolates until you can？t fit into your favorite pair of Seven jeans anymore。
It？s up to you。 。 。 。
Sightings
SandA holding hands and wandering slowly downFifth Avenue to the bar at thepton Hotel ；
where they can be seen most Friday nights； quaffingRed Bull andVeuve Clicquot cocktails and
chuckling to themselves with the heady knowledge that they are without a doubt the hottest couple
in the room。B refusing to go insideVeronique ？a maternity store on Madison？with her glowingly
pregnant mom。D andV wearing matching black turtlenecks； their legs intertwined as they watched
that twisted； depressingKen Mogul film downtown at theAngelika。 They？re two morbid； artistic；
weirdo peas in a pod？so insanely perfect for each other； you want to shout at them； ？Hey； what
took you solong ？！？J on the Ninety…sixth Street crosstown bus； carefully studying a billboard for
breast…reduction surgery。 I？d definitely go for it if I were in her double…D cups 。 。 。 um； I mean
shoes。 The ever…adorableN playing a stoned game of ice…hockey golf with his buddies atSky Rink 。
He doesn？t seem to mind being girlfriendless。 It？s not like he？ll have any trouble finding a new
one。 。 。 。
And fin