Jitney will do？it should only take an extra couple hours of miserable bumper…to…bumper traffic。
But trust me； it will be worth it when you？re digging your toes into the shimmering sand。 What
price glory！
Since you？d all be helpless without me； I？ll lay out exactly what you need to bring。 。 。 。
packing list for a hasty hamptons departure
？ Oversize Chanel sunglasses or old…school aviators。 Impostor sunglasses are a little like
impostor models： they look fine on first inspection； but close…up they just look bad。
？ Clarins SPF 30 with moisturizer。 That whole tanned…to…a…crisp thing went out with last year？s
espadrilles。
？ Kiehl？s SPF 15 lip balm with berry tint。 Just because you？re avoiding tan lines doesn？t mean
your lips should go naked。
？ A monogrammed boat bag with matching towel。 Sort of the designer equivalent of name tags
on your clothes for summer camp。 If you lose a towel； keep your fingers crossed that a hottie finds
it？and then finds you to return it。
？ Metromint mint…flavored water。 It？s cooling for a hot day in the sun。 Plus； it freshens your
breath； making you all the more kissable。 Mwa！ Mwa！ Mwa！
？ Your best friends。 You？re going to need someone to rub Coppertone on your back； and we all
know that summer fling of yours isn？t really a long…term solution。 。 。 。
your e…mail
Speaking of summer flings； it seems from your e…mails that you all are having some serious
relationship woes。 Let me help you out：
Q：？
Dear GG；
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I？ve been living with my ex…boyfriend/friend； and now I？m planning to take off for a while。 It？s
nothing personal？just a vacation。 What？s the protocol？ Do I tell him or ju