st let him figure it out？
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？Roommate on the Run
A：？
Dear RotR；
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Just because you know how your roommate kisses doesn？tmean you should go and throw the
house rules out the pent…house window。 Allow me to share the basics： 1） Food is munal unless
otherwise labeled。 2） Give a call if you？re not ing home at night？we worry！ And 3） If you
aren？t inviting us onyour vacation； the least you can do is leave a note and a gift。（I？ve been
checking out the new Marc by Marc Jacobs beachtotes； but maybe that？s just me。） Bon voyage！
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？GG
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Dear GG；
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I know my ex…boyfriend is living on the same street as me this summer； but I can？t figure out
which house is his。 Help！
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？Stalking the Neighborhood
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Dear Stalking；
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Maybe you should take a clue from Hansel and Gretel and help him find his way to you。 If he？s
like every boy I know； a trail of discarded clothes will do the trick！
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？GG
sightings
An infamous lacrosse coach？s wife？we？ll call her olderB ？ing out of a tattoo parlor in
Hampton Bays。 I wonder who the experience was more painful for： her； or the tattoo artist who
had to see her topless？ Former yoga enthusiastD chain…smoking cigarettes outside the Strand。
Looks like those downward…dog days are over。 That is； unless someone else can whip him into
shape 。 。 。 His little sisterJ all the way in Prague； sketching a totally adorable boy while he
sketched the local market scene？nice to see traveling hasn？t changed her！ A certain monkey…toting
Manhattanite；C ； stocking up on Fake Bake self…tanning cream in Chocolate Mousse。 Yummy！
Will the Ha